Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Real Santa

The real Santa you ask?
Well let me tell you how I know -

1. The real Santa doesn't have to adjust his beard
2. The real Santa always wears black boots
3. The real Santa will take his coat off when he's indoors
4. And when the real Santa takes his coat off his shirt always has something like candy canes, reindeer or other Christmas items

So if you're ever wondering about the Santa, who's lap you're sitting on and if it's the real Santa or just a "helper", you now have the official guidelines.

This was supplied to be by my friends 9 year old daughter -a very reliable source.

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